1.)

 (A title panel - the whole comic is in the format of a Sunday edition of a daily comic, but in black and white with
splashes of green. We see an issue title bound in bandages and medical paraphernalia, hanging over a scene where
    someone's legs are strapped to a bed by oversized cuffs and a nurse is pulling on long shiny black gloves.)

GREY ACTIONY TEXT: REAL ADVENTURES^TM IN

GREEN DRIPPY TEXT:  ORGAN REMOVAL

SMALLER FANCY TEXT:  FEATURING

GREEN ISSUE TITLE:  MEDICAL BONDAGE

SPEECH OF THE NURSE:  Ooh la la

2.)

(Kelly continues to lay about in misery as Discomfort perches atop his torso. Christopher gestures out the door,
   his destination. A nurse looks saucy as she explains the large inflatable cuff thing she is strapping to his calf.)

CHRISTOPHER: Me and yer mom'll just go get u some things & be back...

KELLY: Sure, uhh... Hey, nurse. What's with the Robocop legwarmers?

NURSE: (crude approximation of East Slavic accent) Is for to prevent bloods clot, da?

DISCOMFORT:  I'm king of the world!

ROBOCOP LEGWARMERS: TSSH FOOSH TSSH

3.)

(The nurse continues her explanation of the evening's festivities with smiling eyes.)

NURSE:  Your sorgeries is at tens A.M.. Until then, you must be tied by bloods to this thing that alarms when you jostle the millimeter ...

4.)

    (She keeps explaining as she wheels Kelly down a scary hall, moans emanating
from open rooms and the like. Kelly looks creeped out and Discomfort looks pleased.)

NURSE: ... And we puts you in bed with hydraulics set to fire at randoms, & wheels you down Jacob Ladders hall.

SPOOKY MOAN: PAIN PAIN PAIN

KELLY: WTF is that?

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP FSH FSSH FSSH GASHUNK

5.)

(We see the source of the moans. In a darkened foreground an old man sleeps and sweats, green fluids flowing through
   two tubes into his arm. In the background / out in the hall, the nurse has paused there to put Kelly's mind at ease.)

NURSE:  Why, it is just innocent sound of old man snorings!

KELLY:  OK.

OLD MAN SNORINGS:  ..PAIN..

6.)

(Christopher has returned and found Kelly in his new room. Kelly is too cranky to speak and Discomfort answers his query.)

INTERTITLE:  HOURS LATER ...

CHRISTOPHER:  We're back, and uh ... I forgot all your clean clothes, and all hope of distraction. How's it goin'?

DISCOMFORT:  Couldn't be better! HA CHA CHA

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP EEP FFSH GASHUNK